Back to http://omegle.com/ whilst I refuse to do my college work.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey..
Stranger: heyyo
Stranger: listen what I sayyo
You: now this is a story
You: all about how
You: my life got turned
You: upside down
You: and I'd like to take a minute
You: just sit right there
Stranger: this is hectic
You: and I'll tell you how I got bored of this conversation.
You: You're just not interesting.
Stranger: hehe
You: I'm sorry....
You: It's over.
You: (U)
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Stranger: hi
You: CN U TRIFORCE? LULZ
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey how are you
You: IT SAID SAY HI
You: FUCKING HELL.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: rapist?
Stranger: fucken freak
You: Not as good, but you can still use me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello, Human.
You: I wonder if you could be of assistance to me?
Stranger: Yes of course
You: My ship crash landed on this planet, and I was wondering if you know anything about quantum mechanics?
You: Using this information, I may be able to get home.
Stranger: lolwut
You: What is your name, Human?
Stranger: Brian Peppers
You: Brian Peppers.
Stranger: Yes?
You: Do you know anything about quantum mechanics?
You: I have sent out a distress signal, but unless I fix my ship before the fleet arrive, they may become violent towards this planet.
Stranger: Only what I've learned in Med School.
Stranger: So, a great deal of very little. I'm afraid we're doomed.
You: Okay.
You: I will plead with my race to stop the invasion.
You: Although they do not take kindly to mistake.
You: s
You: FUCK
You: SHIT
You: THEY'RE GUNNA KILL ME NOW!
You: FUCK!
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http://omegle.com/
Because you know. Talking to strangers is cool.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello, I'm a Psycho.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hey.
You: Im--
You: Hang on.
You: Gotta beat my wife.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: The Game.
You: ...I love it when you talk dirty.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey horny?
You: Yeah.
They fucking kill your head don't they?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wait.
You: It;s okay.
Stranger: hi
You: I believe you.
You: Don;t say anything.
You: He might hear us.
Stranger: where a u?
You: The matrix has you.
Stranger: ?
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Stranger: hii
Stranger: female?
You: I could be. ;D
Stranger: oh god
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey babe
You: Boy or girl?
Stranger: boy u?
You: Boy. And you just called me babe. ;D
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Stranger: hello
You: If theres something strange.
You: You know.
You: In your neighbour hood.
You: Who you gonna call?
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So I found a neat new website, http://www.omegle.com/. Naturally, we decided to troll the fuck out of it. Here are just a few of my conversations:

Stranger: hey, asl?
You: 68 m uk
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Stranger: hi
You: RAPIST!
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You: HI!
Stranger: wat
You: just tell us where you hid the bodies.
Stranger: under my bed after im done with them all right!
You: ...
You: shit.
You: that's a good idea!
You: Thanks for the advice, man! :D
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Cloning facility 43-a-02.
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Stranger: i am looking for a girl who has got a pic or webcam are you interested?
You: yeah, if you find her, let me know.
You: she has my money.
You: bitch.
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F1RST P0ST!!!!

This is a blog dedicated to exploiting the stupidity of people, and generally amusing the audience by trolling. Keep Following, We'll update when we're bored :)

Sk3tch., and Dizzy.