Back to http://omegle.com/ whilst I refuse to do my college work.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey..
Stranger: heyyo
Stranger: listen what I sayyo
You: now this is a story
You: all about how
You: my life got turned
You: upside down
You: and I'd like to take a minute
You: just sit right there
Stranger: this is hectic
You: and I'll tell you how I got bored of this conversation.
You: You're just not interesting.
Stranger: hehe
You: I'm sorry....
You: It's over.
You: (U)
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Stranger: hi
You: CN U TRIFORCE? LULZ
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey how are you
You: IT SAID SAY HI
You: FUCKING HELL.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: rapist?
Stranger: fucken freak
You: Not as good, but you can still use me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello, Human.
You: I wonder if you could be of assistance to me?
Stranger: Yes of course
You: My ship crash landed on this planet, and I was wondering if you know anything about quantum mechanics?
You: Using this information, I may be able to get home.
Stranger: lolwut
You: What is your name, Human?
Stranger: Brian Peppers
You: Brian Peppers.
Stranger: Yes?
You: Do you know anything about quantum mechanics?
You: I have sent out a distress signal, but unless I fix my ship before the fleet arrive, they may become violent towards this planet.
Stranger: Only what I've learned in Med School.
Stranger: So, a great deal of very little. I'm afraid we're doomed.
You: Okay.
You: I will plead with my race to stop the invasion.
You: Although they do not take kindly to mistake.
You: s
You: FUCK
You: SHIT
You: THEY'RE GUNNA KILL ME NOW!
You: FUCK!
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