So I found a neat new website, http://www.omegle.com/. Naturally, we decided to troll the fuck out of it. Here are just a few of my conversations:

Stranger: hey, asl?
You: 68 m uk
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Stranger: hi
You: RAPIST!
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You: HI!
Stranger: wat
You: just tell us where you hid the bodies.
Stranger: under my bed after im done with them all right!
You: ...
You: shit.
You: that's a good idea!
You: Thanks for the advice, man! :D
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Cloning facility 43-a-02.
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Stranger: i am looking for a girl who has got a pic or webcam are you interested?
You: yeah, if you find her, let me know.
You: she has my money.
You: bitch.
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