http://omegle.com/
Because you know. Talking to strangers is cool.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello, I'm a Psycho.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hey.
You: Im--
You: Hang on.
You: Gotta beat my wife.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: The Game.
You: ...I love it when you talk dirty.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey horny?
You: Yeah.
They fucking kill your head don't they?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wait.
You: It;s okay.
Stranger: hi
You: I believe you.
You: Don;t say anything.
You: He might hear us.
Stranger: where a u?
You: The matrix has you.
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hii
Stranger: female?
You: I could be. ;D
Stranger: oh god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey babe
You: Boy or girl?
Stranger: boy u?
You: Boy. And you just called me babe. ;D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: If theres something strange.
You: You know.
You: In your neighbour hood.
You: Who you gonna call?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.